Ronald Mc Donald and the Truck

Whenever I come into work it is a new and different experience. So I walk in still sipping my coffee and was greeted by the Ronald Mc Donald helium head. Okay for those of you around my age you will remember going to Mc Donald's and getting a balloon, the helium came out of a Ronald Mc Donald head through his mouth. Well, don't ask me where he bought it but the Big Boss now has one for sale. But until it is sold he was nice enough to place it on the shelf  behind my computer so Ronald is always watching me. But it gets better I leave for a few minutes today and come back and see my parking space has been taken by a large freightliner commercial flat bed truck... he took my parking spot and 5 others. Now at anyplace else I would have been upset but here I have to question, is this an item we now own. The answer is no it is not, but we did loan money on it. Some days I wonder but at least I can smile while I shake my head in disbelief.